Comments for jamesoff.net http://jamesoff.net/site you heard Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:03:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 Comment on Random Recipe Generator by Bookwormblu http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-34784 Bookwormblu Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:07:25 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-34784 <p>Here's Mine Courgettes Sandwich:</p> <p>•5 courgettes •140ml milk •1 pinches of salt •10ml red wine1.barbeque the pinches of salt</p> <p>2.whisk the red wine 3.simmer the pinches of salt gently for 20 minutes 4.microwave the milk 5.sauté the courgettes 6.throw it all away</p> <p>Wow such a filling recipe!!</p> Here’s Mine Courgettes Sandwich:

•5 courgettes •140ml milk •1 pinches of salt •10ml red wine1.barbeque the pinches of salt

2.whisk the red wine 3.simmer the pinches of salt gently for 20 minutes 4.microwave the milk 5.sauté the courgettes 6.throw it all away

Wow such a filling recipe!!

]]> Comment on Random Recipe Generator by Carlie http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-34476 Carlie Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:31:47 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-34476 <p>ha ha ha Slices Of Bread Melt Bagels Serves 1 You will need: 30g cornflour 4 slices of bread 150ml tabasco sauce 5 courgettes Instructions: discard the tabasco sauce put the courgettes in the saucepan stir-fry the slices of bread fry the cornflour order out</p> ha ha ha Slices Of Bread Melt Bagels Serves 1 You will need: 30g cornflour 4 slices of bread 150ml tabasco sauce 5 courgettes Instructions: discard the tabasco sauce put the courgettes in the saucepan stir-fry the slices of bread fry the cornflour order out

]]> Comment on Random Recipe Generator by Trevor http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-34472 Trevor Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:42:27 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-34472 <p>Prawns Stew Serves 4 You will need: 130ml water 2 prawns Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 220 C stir-fry the prawns fry the water until browned bake for 80 minutes and serve hot</p> <p>Yum.</p> Prawns Stew Serves 4 You will need: 130ml water 2 prawns Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 220 C stir-fry the prawns fry the water until browned bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

]]> Comment on Random Sport Generator by Staccato http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-sport-generator/comment-page-1/#comment-34366 Staccato Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:36:17 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=371#comment-34366 <p>Hazardous Norwegian window cleaning mega electric Llama racing hot uphill line dancing American Norwegian CD-Ripping Australian reverse BMXing</p> <p>REMIND ME TO NEVER PLAY NORMAL SPORTS AGAIN.</p> Hazardous Norwegian window cleaning mega electric Llama racing hot uphill line dancing American Norwegian CD-Ripping Australian reverse BMXing

REMIND ME TO NEVER PLAY NORMAL SPORTS AGAIN.

]]> Comment on Random Recipe Generator by Anon http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-34166 Anon Fri, 05 Jun 2009 01:43:55 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-34166 <p>Mangoes A La Basmati Rice Serves 4 You will need:</p> <pre><code>* 5 mangoes * 150g mushrooms * 40g basmati rice </code></pre> <p>Instructions:</p> <ol> <li>slice the mushrooms</li> <li>spoon the mushrooms onto a warmed plate</li> <li>flambe the mushrooms</li> <li>spoon the mushrooms onto a warmed plate</li> <li>microwave the mushrooms</li> <li>add the mushrooms to the saucepan</li> <li>fry the mangoes until browned</li> <li>stir-fry the basmati rice</li> <li>go down the pub</li> </ol> <p>Yum.</p> Mangoes A La Basmati Rice Serves 4 You will need:

* 5 mangoes
* 150g mushrooms
* 40g basmati rice

Instructions:

  1. slice the mushrooms
  2. spoon the mushrooms onto a warmed plate
  3. flambe the mushrooms
  4. spoon the mushrooms onto a warmed plate
  5. microwave the mushrooms
  6. add the mushrooms to the saucepan
  7. fry the mangoes until browned
  8. stir-fry the basmati rice
  9. go down the pub

Yum.

]]> Comment on Random Recipe Generator by yummy http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-33967 yummy Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:04:41 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-33967 <p>Grilled Chocolate Serves 3 You will need:</p> <pre><code>* 80g chocolate * 1 lime * 60g lard * 110g mince </code></pre> <p>Instructions:</p> <ol> <li>defrost the mince</li> <li>eat the mince</li> <li>rinse the lime</li> <li>spoon the lime onto a warmed plate</li> <li>barbeque the chocolate</li> <li>fry the lard until browned</li> <li>put everything in the blender</li> </ol> <p>Yum.</p> Grilled Chocolate Serves 3 You will need:

* 80g chocolate
* 1 lime
* 60g lard
* 110g mince

Instructions:

  1. defrost the mince
  2. eat the mince
  3. rinse the lime
  4. spoon the lime onto a warmed plate
  5. barbeque the chocolate
  6. fry the lard until browned
  7. put everything in the blender

Yum.

]]> Comment on Random Recipe Generator by RW http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-33798 RW Sat, 30 May 2009 01:22:15 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-33798 <p>We need a Limey's jellied eels recipe: stir jellyfish with eels remove fish with strainer Enjoy</p> <p>Sweet Water Wedges With Warm Water Serves 4 You will need:</p> <pre><code>* 100g butter * 110ml water * 40ml soy sauce </code></pre> <p>Instructions:</p> <ol> <li>microwave the butter</li> <li>throw the soy sauce away</li> <li>eat the butter</li> <li>barbeque the water</li> <li>go down the pub</li> </ol> <p>Yum.</p> <p>Grapes Pie Serves 4 You will need:</p> <pre><code>* 30g grapes * 100ml greek yogurt * 30g cheese </code></pre> <p>Instructions:</p> <ol> <li>eat the cheese</li> <li>discard the grapes</li> <li>whisk the greek yogurt</li> <li>order out</li> </ol> <p>Yum.</p> <p>Moar like the Grapes of Wrath recipe amirite?</p> We need a Limey’s jellied eels recipe: stir jellyfish with eels remove fish with strainer Enjoy

Sweet Water Wedges With Warm Water Serves 4 You will need:

* 100g butter
* 110ml water
* 40ml soy sauce

Instructions:

  1. microwave the butter
  2. throw the soy sauce away
  3. eat the butter
  4. barbeque the water
  5. go down the pub

Yum.

Grapes Pie Serves 4 You will need:

* 30g grapes
* 100ml greek yogurt
* 30g cheese

Instructions:

  1. eat the cheese
  2. discard the grapes
  3. whisk the greek yogurt
  4. order out

Yum.

Moar like the Grapes of Wrath recipe amirite?

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]]> Comment on Vim for Win32 with Python by VIM as Python IDE | Alain M. Lafon http://jamesoff.net/site/code/windows/vim-for-win32-with-python/comment-page-1/#comment-33300 VIM as Python IDE | Alain M. Lafon Sat, 23 May 2009 23:14:50 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/projects/windows/vim-for-win32-with-python/#comment-33300 <p>[...] If you’re on Windows, GVIM will suffice(for versions != 2.4 search for the right plugin). If you’re on any other machine, you will probably know how to compile your very own VIM [...]</p> [...] If you’re on Windows, GVIM will suffice(for versions != 2.4 search for the right plugin). If you’re on any other machine, you will probably know how to compile your very own VIM [...]

]]> Comment on Random Recipe Generator by Patrick http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-32573 Patrick Sat, 16 May 2009 13:20:16 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-32573 <p>Toffee With Sprigs Of Asparagus Dressing Serves 5 You will need:</p> <p>4 sprigs of asparagus</p> <p>30g toffee</p> <p>Instructions:</p> <p>discard the sprigs of asparagus</p> <p>eat the toffee</p> <p>throw it all away</p> <p>What is this! There's nothing TO throw away!</p> Toffee With Sprigs Of Asparagus Dressing Serves 5 You will need:

4 sprigs of asparagus

30g toffee

Instructions:

discard the sprigs of asparagus

eat the toffee

throw it all away

What is this! There’s nothing TO throw away!

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