Comments on: Random Recipe Generator http://jamesoff.net/site you heard Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:24:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Ted Lane http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-52481 Ted Lane Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:24:55 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-52481 <p>Whipped Cream And Whipped Cream Pudding Serves 5 You will need:</p> <pre><code>* 70ml whipped cream * 50g cous cous </code></pre> <p>Instructions:</p> <ol> <li>eat the cous cous</li> <li>eat the whipped cream</li> <li>put everything in the blender</li> </ol> <p>Yum.</p> <p>Everything?? Have you ever tried to put a cat into a blender?</p> Whipped Cream And Whipped Cream Pudding Serves 5 You will need:

* 70ml whipped cream
* 50g cous cous

Instructions:

  1. eat the cous cous
  2. eat the whipped cream
  3. put everything in the blender

Yum.

Everything?? Have you ever tried to put a cat into a blender?

]]> By: kelly http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-47470 kelly Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:49:47 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-47470 <p>Beef Salad Serves 1 You will need: 120g beef 80g mince Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 210 C stir-fry the beef simmer the beef gently for 20 minutes simmer the beef gently for 20 minutes fry the mince bake for 50 minutes and serve hot</p> <p>i think this should be renamed 200g of meat double-simmered and double-fried. carnivores would loooove this</p> Beef Salad Serves 1 You will need: 120g beef 80g mince Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 210 C stir-fry the beef simmer the beef gently for 20 minutes simmer the beef gently for 20 minutes fry the mince bake for 50 minutes and serve hot

i think this should be renamed 200g of meat double-simmered and double-fried. carnivores would loooove this

]]> By: Daniel http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-47451 Daniel Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:31:43 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-47451 <p>Tabasco Sauce With Mince Dressing Serves 4 You will need:</p> <pre><code>* 30ml tabasco sauce * 50g mince * 3 sheets of ricepaper * 130ml cod liver oil * 5 oranges </code></pre> <p>Instructions:</p> <ol> <li>pre-heat the oven to 200 C</li> <li>toast the tabasco sauce</li> <li>sprinkle the tabasco sauce over the top</li> <li>throw the oranges away</li> <li>fry the mince until browned</li> <li>fry the cod liver oil until browned</li> <li>blend with the tabasco sauce</li> <li>throw the cod liver oil away</li> <li>whisk the sheets of ricepaper <ol> <li>bake for 40 minutes and serve hot</li> </ol></li> </ol> Tabasco Sauce With Mince Dressing Serves 4 You will need:

* 30ml tabasco sauce
* 50g mince
* 3 sheets of ricepaper
* 130ml cod liver oil
* 5 oranges

Instructions:

  1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
  2. toast the tabasco sauce
  3. sprinkle the tabasco sauce over the top
  4. throw the oranges away
  5. fry the mince until browned
  6. fry the cod liver oil until browned
  7. blend with the tabasco sauce
  8. throw the cod liver oil away
  9. whisk the sheets of ricepaper
    1. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot
]]> By: Moosefart http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-47096 Moosefart Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:17:49 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-47096 <p>i really want to make a cooking show devoted to these recipes....</p> i really want to make a cooking show devoted to these recipes….

]]> By: Moosefart http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-47095 Moosefart Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:13:03 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-47095 <p>Baked Soft Cheese Serves 4 You will need: 60ml soy sauce 80g soft cheese Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 220 C slice the soy sauce discard the soy sauce fry the soft cheese until browned bake for 40 minutes and serve hot</p> <p>Bahahah this just makes me think of someone cooking something, getting frustrated that soy sauce does not slice, throwing it away, and eating cheese instead.</p> Baked Soft Cheese Serves 4 You will need: 60ml soy sauce 80g soft cheese Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 220 C slice the soy sauce discard the soy sauce fry the soft cheese until browned bake for 40 minutes and serve hot

Bahahah this just makes me think of someone cooking something, getting frustrated that soy sauce does not slice, throwing it away, and eating cheese instead.

]]> By: Web Zen: cooking zen | Newsblog http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-47093 Web Zen: cooking zen | Newsblog Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:00:49 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-47093 <p>[...] * random recipe [...]</p> [...] * random recipe [...]

]]> By: Anonymous http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-47089 Anonymous Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:00:55 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-47089 <p>Water Supreme Serves 4 You will need:</p> <pre><code>* 3 oxo cubes * 140ml water * 70g plain flour * 3 red onions * 100ml horseradish sauce </code></pre> <p>Instructions:</p> <ol> <li>grill the horseradish sauce</li> <li>discard the horseradish sauce</li> <li>microwave the water</li> <li>lightly fry the water</li> <li>whisk the red onions</li> <li>microwave the oxo cubes</li> <li>add the water to the saucepan</li> <li>eat the plain flour</li> <li>go down the pub</li> </ol> <p>Yum.</p> Water Supreme Serves 4 You will need:

* 3 oxo cubes
* 140ml water
* 70g plain flour
* 3 red onions
* 100ml horseradish sauce

Instructions:

  1. grill the horseradish sauce
  2. discard the horseradish sauce
  3. microwave the water
  4. lightly fry the water
  5. whisk the red onions
  6. microwave the oxo cubes
  7. add the water to the saucepan
  8. eat the plain flour
  9. go down the pub

Yum.

]]> By: Alex http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-47075 Alex Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:46:17 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-47075 <p>Lol look what I got, actually sounds nice.... kinda Spiced Poached Chicken Serves 4 You will need:</p> <pre><code>* 80ml milk * 30ml mint sauce * 110g chicken * 20ml orange juice </code></pre> <p>Instructions:</p> <ol> <li>pre-heat the oven to 210 C</li> <li>whisk the orange juice</li> <li>bring the orange juice to the boil</li> <li>eat the mint sauce</li> <li>sauté the chicken</li> <li>eat the orange juice</li> <li>bring the chicken to the boil</li> <li>put the chicken in the fridge for 2 minutes</li> <li>defrost the milk <ol> <li>bake for 60 minutes and serve hot</li> </ol></li> </ol> Lol look what I got, actually sounds nice…. kinda Spiced Poached Chicken Serves 4 You will need:

* 80ml milk
* 30ml mint sauce
* 110g chicken
* 20ml orange juice

Instructions:

  1. pre-heat the oven to 210 C
  2. whisk the orange juice
  3. bring the orange juice to the boil
  4. eat the mint sauce
  5. sauté the chicken
  6. eat the orange juice
  7. bring the chicken to the boil
  8. put the chicken in the fridge for 2 minutes
  9. defrost the milk
    1. bake for 60 minutes and serve hot
]]> By: Anon http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-46888 Anon Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:22:24 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-46888 <p>Bananas With White Wine Crust Serves 1 You will need:</p> <pre><code>* 5 bananas * 110ml white wine </code></pre> <p>Instructions:</p> <ol> <li>sauté the white wine</li> <li>throw the white wine away</li> <li>discard the bananas</li> <li>go down the pub</li> </ol> Bananas With White Wine Crust Serves 1 You will need:

* 5 bananas
* 110ml white wine

Instructions:

  1. sauté the white wine
  2. throw the white wine away
  3. discard the bananas
  4. go down the pub
]]> By: Mitsuki http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/comment-page-4/#comment-46318 Mitsuki Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:58:11 +0000 http://jamesoff.net/site/?page_id=355#comment-46318 <p>Water Salad Serves 1 You will need:</p> <pre><code>* 2 lemons * 100ml water </code></pre> <p>Instructions:</p> <ol> <li>pre-heat the oven to 180 C</li> <li>rinse the lemons</li> <li>stir the lemons</li> <li>sprinkle the lemons over the top</li> <li>sprinkle the lemons over the top</li> <li>barbeque the water</li> <li>bake for 40 minutes and serve hot</li> </ol> Water Salad Serves 1 You will need:

* 2 lemons
* 100ml water

Instructions:

  1. pre-heat the oven to 180 C
  2. rinse the lemons
  3. stir the lemons
  4. sprinkle the lemons over the top
  5. sprinkle the lemons over the top
  6. barbeque the water
  7. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot
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