bMotion wins again

Sometimes, NoTopic gets it just right :)

[@         Time] nt, do you have a job?
[@      NoTopic] but of "course"
[@         Time] nt, what is your job?
[@      NoTopic] I can't tell you that!
*      JamesOff . o O ( mi5 )
[@         Time] i was thinking six :(
[@         Time] nt, do you work for a secret government organisation?
[@      NoTopic] i do
[@      NoTopic] despite having no mouth
[@         Time] :--o
[@         Time] nt, mi5 or mi6?
[@     JamesOff] it's so secret they took away his mouth
*       NoTopic thinks
[@      NoTopic] Time: mi6.
[@         Time] rut roh
[@         Time] nt, are any of us under suspicion?
[@      NoTopic] i am not at liberty to discuss that
[@         Time] :-x
[@         Time] he's too clever for me

GuardChan now bans

After a user request on IRC, my guardchan script can now actually ban as well as kicking when it detects an unauthorised user joining the channel.

(The page for the script incorrectly said that it kickbanned already, but that was an error due to me writing the script about a thousand years ago.)

Hope it’s of some use :)