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Apple Sauce Supreme

Serves 5

You will need:

110g strawberries
110ml apple sauce
60ml water

Instructions:

stir-fry the strawberries
sift the water
sift the apple sauce
serve piping hot

Yum.

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189 comments on “Random Recipe Generator”

27
Aug
2008
17:19
Posted by X3HaloEd (Permalink)

Hahahaha! This is what I got:

You will need:
```
* 10ml white wine
* 1 onions
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. put the white wine in the saucepan
3. lightly fry the white wine
4. microwave the white wine
5. microwave the white wine
6. discard the onions
7. bake for 70 minutes and serve hot
I don’t think there will be any wine left after all the frying, microwaving, and baking, and certainly no onions left. This recipe leaves you with nothing, lol
18
Nov
2008
08:56

Posted by Tab (Permalink)

“Red Onions Creme Brulee Serves 1

You will need: 4 spring onions 20ml brandy 5 red onions 130g basmati rice 130ml water

Instructions: 1.sauté the brandy 2.lightly fry the brandy 3.discard the brandy 4.defrost the basmati rice 5.fry the water until browned 6.flambe the water 7.saute the water 8.fry the red onions until browned 9.heat the red onions 10.whisk the spring onions 11.enjoy “

I laughed until my face hurt.
18
Nov
2008
11:18
Posted by herp (Permalink)

Anchovies Creme Brulee Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 1 cabbages
* 120g anchovies
* 100g kidney beans
* 1 pork chops
* 60ml hot pepper sauce
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 190 C
2. throw the pork chops away
3. slice the cabbages
4. heat the cabbages
5. grill the anchovies
6. melt the anchovies
7. rinse the kidney beans
8. microwave the cabbages
9. toast the hot pepper sauce
  1. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
18
Nov
2008
17:46

Posted by CookingUncle (Permalink)

Pizza Style Mangoes Serves 1 You will need: 1 mangoes 2 cucumbers Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 200 C discard the mangoes toast the cucumbers bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

Wait, what?
19
Nov
2008
00:13
Posted by convincing name (Permalink)

Here’s the best recipe I have found so far with this:

Coffee And White Wine Pudding Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 130ml white wine
* 80ml coffee
```
Instructions:
1. sauté the white wine
2. fry the white wine
3. bring the white wine to the boil
4. simmer the white wine gently for 20 minutes
5. sprinkle the white wine over the top
6. flambe the white wine
7. simmer the white wine gently for 20 minutes
8. mix the white wine in
9. discard the white wine
  1. whisk the coffee
  2. serve piping hot
19
Nov
2008
00:20

Posted by Mooky (Permalink)

Great Recipe..Will try tonight!!

Horseradish Sauce Bake Serves 2 You will need: 80ml horseradish sauce 4 spring onions 2 bananas Instructions: eat the spring onions eat the bananas whisk the horseradish sauce go down to the pub
19
Nov
2008
00:45

Posted by I like recipes alot (Permalink)

Slices Of Bread Mille Feuille Serves 5 You will need: 4 pinches of salt 40ml whipped cream 5 slices of bread Instructions: slice the slices of bread barbeque the pinches of salt flip the pinches of salt flip the pinches of salt fry the whipped cream until browned put everything in the blender

Just be sure you don’t forget to slice your slices of bread!
19
Nov
2008
02:28
Posted by phot (Permalink)

mmm i love creme brulee

Packets Of Dry Onion Soup Mix Creme Brulee Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 1 packets of dry onion soup mix
* 10ml soy sauce
* 70ml white wine vinegar
* 10ml hot pepper sauce
* 40g ginger
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. slice the packets of dry onion soup mix
3. saut� the packets of dry onion soup mix
4. eat the packets of dry onion soup mix
5. stir-fry the soy sauce
6. mix the soy sauce in
7. simmer the soy sauce gently for 20 minutes
8. fry the soy sauce
9. sift the hot pepper sauce
  1. slice the white wine vinegar
  2. barbeque the ginger
  3. bake for 70 minutes and serve hot
19
Nov
2008
03:44
Posted by Slam (Permalink)

Orange Juice And Lime Pudding Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 2 lime
* 90ml orange juice
```
Instructions:
1. grill the orange juice
2. mix the orange juice in
3. slice the lime
4. throw it all away
19
Nov
2008
04:10

Posted by Billy (Permalink)

I need to figure out how to ’slice’ lemonade…

Spiced Poached White Wine Serves 4 You will need: 120ml white wine 2 sprigs of asparagus 60ml lemonade Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 230 C put the white wine in the saucepan slice the lemonade sprinkle the lemonade over the top add the lemonade to the saucepan defrost the sprigs of asparagus bake for 60 minutes and serve hot
19
Nov
2008
04:24
Posted by some dude (Permalink)

Spicy Cloves Of Garlic Cakes Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 4 cloves of garlic
* 5 eggs
```
Instructions:
1. rinse the eggs
2. slice the cloves of garlic
3. order out
Yum.
19
Nov
2008
04:46
Posted by Jimmy (Permalink)

I think this one’s the most enjoyable/impossible. I especially enjoy the mental picture of sifting lard. It’s like something you tell you 6 year old nephew to do so he’ll stop bothering you.

You will need:
```
* 60ml water
* 140g lard
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C
2. fry the water until browned
3. grind the water
4. sift the lard
5. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot
19
Nov
2008
05:13
Posted by slicked kidney beans anyone? (Permalink)

Lemons Salsa Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 2 lemons
* 20g kidney beans
```
Instructions:
1. slice the kidney beans
2. add the kidney beans to the saucepan
3. throw the lemons away
4. enjoy
Yum.

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19
Nov
2008
06:01
Posted by lol (Permalink)

Lemonade And Lard Pudding Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 50ml lemonade
* 100g lard
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. grill the lemonade
3. sprinkle the lemonade over the top
4. stir-fry the lard
5. bake for 90 minutes and serve hot
19
Nov
2008
06:42
Posted by someguy (Permalink)

Tabasco Sauce Melt Bagels Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 30ml tabasco sauce
* 60g kidney beans
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. defrost the kidney beans
3. fold in the kidney beans
4. put the tabasco sauce in the saucepan
5. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot
19
Nov
2008
12:41
Posted by Coast_Of_Yemen (Permalink)

Strawberries Salad Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 80g strawberries
* 2 lettuces
```
Instructions:
1. defrost the strawberries
2. heat the strawberries
3. discard the lettuces
4. go down the pub
To be honest, this pretty much describes my normal cooking procedure anyway
19
Nov
2008
14:28

Posted by Random recipe generator - Gamingforce Interactive Forums (Permalink)

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19
Nov
2008
21:00

Posted by Random recipe generator - FileFront Gaming Forums (Permalink)

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19
Nov
2008
23:21

Posted by vian (Permalink)

This is genius! Very well done indeed!

rushes off to try Whipped Cream a la Ham
20
Nov
2008
06:49
Posted by Joyce (Permalink)

Hehe, I got a “Self-Raising Flour Sandwich” and a “water with water crust”. One of them gave me 5 lemons then said to eat them.

Oxo Cubes Crumble Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 130ml coffee
* 4 lamb chops
* 30ml soy sauce
* 90ml lemonade
* 3 oxo cubes
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 190 C
2. eat the lamb chops
3. rinse the soy sauce
4. heat the soy sauce in the saucepan
5. stir-fry the oxo cubes
6. fry the oxo cubes
7. add the oxo cubes
8. grind the soy sauce
9. heat the oxo cubes
  1. saut� the oxo cubes
  2. rinse the lemonade
  3. slice the coffee
  4. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot
And here, look, this one just leaves chilled toasted port! You will need:
```
* 100g port
* 50g pickle
* 2 sweetcorn
```
Instructions:
1. toast the pickle
2. sprinkle the pickle over the top
3. discard the pickle
4. discard the sweetcorn
5. toast the port
6. serve chilled
20
Nov
2008
09:29

Posted by Curtis Lassam » Blog Archive » Random Recipe Generator (Permalink)

[...] As generated by… [...]
20
Nov
2008
14:17
Posted by anonymous (Permalink)

Sprouts Creme Brulee Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 5 lamb chops
* 1 oranges
* 40g sprouts
* 130ml cod liver oil
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. fry the oranges until browned
3. discard the oranges
4. whisk the sprouts
5. flambe the sprouts
6. add the sprouts to the saucepan
7. bring the sprouts to the boil
8. lightly fry the sprouts
9. put the sprouts in the fridge to set
  1. flip the sprouts
  2. spoon the sprouts onto a warmed plate
  3. discard the sprouts
  4. fry the cod liver oil
  5. eat the lamb chops
  6. bake for 70 minutes and serve hot
Yum.

tl/dr? fuck sprouts. massacre them. send them straight to hell. Just eat the lamb.
20
Nov
2008
21:20

Posted by Dude (Permalink)

This site makes me hungry!
21
Nov
2008
02:30

Posted by inverse_spiral (Permalink)

Orange Juice Supreme Serves 4 You will need: 110ml orange juice 40ml whipped cream 2 chillis Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 180 C grill the orange juice bring the orange juice to the boil fry the orange juice heat the orange juice whisk the orange juice add the orange juice flambe the orange juice discard the orange juice barbeque the chillis microwave the whipped cream bake for 90 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

After all of that, you discard the OJ?
21
Nov
2008
14:27
Posted by Kay (Permalink)

LOL I got:

Hot Pepper Sauce With Hot Pepper Sauce Dressing Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 110ml brandy
* 30ml hot pepper sauce
```
Instructions:
1. defrost the hot pepper sauce
2. add the hot pepper sauce to the saucepan
3. add the hot pepper sauce
4. eat the brandy
5. throw it all away
Yum.

I’m going to try this, but without the hot pepper sauce as I think it might be too spicy for me. ;)
21
Nov
2008
14:53

Posted by Mike Fishcake (Permalink)

Oh crikey… this actually made me laugh out loud. Brilliant, just brilliant. You’ll probably notice a jump in your stats because this is in the b3ta.com newsletter!
21
Nov
2008
16:35
Posted by M J (Permalink)

mmmmm,Lemonade Soup, just like Mom used to make.

Lemonade Soup Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 50g lard
* 150ml lemonade
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C
2. fry the lard until browned
3. fry the lemonade until browned
4. bake for 90 minutes and serve hot
21
Nov
2008
16:53

Posted by crushed (Permalink)

haha. This is great. Now I can become a fat fuck like Amirox!
21
Nov
2008
16:55

Posted by Allieloopy (Permalink)

Finally a recipe that I can follow.
21
Nov
2008
16:57
Posted by gourmand (Permalink)

This one is remarkably coherent… anyone care to attempt it?

Sprigs Of Asparagus Tart Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 30g bacon
* 90g chicken
* 10g pickle
* 5 sprigs of asparagus
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. grill the bacon
3. sauté the sprigs of asparagus
4. melt the sprigs of asparagus
5. rinse the pickle
6. put the chicken in the saucepan
7. bake for 80 minutes and serve hot
21
Nov
2008
17:18
Posted by Sounds good (Permalink)

Tabasco Sauce Crumble Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 30ml tabasco sauce
* 60g raisins
* 4 slices of bread
* 30ml essence of vanilla
* 5 carrots
```
Instructions:
1. stir-fry the carrots
2. discard the raisins
3. eat the carrots
4. barbeque the tabasco sauce
5. stir-fry the slices of bread
6. bring the tabasco sauce to the boil
7. fold in the tabasco sauce
8. mix the slices of bread in
9. put the essence of vanilla in the saucepan
  1. put everything in the blender
21
Nov
2008
17:21

Posted by MrMoose (Permalink)

“Grilled Red Wine”

Says it all really!
21
Nov
2008
17:27
Posted by MrMoose (Permalink)

Battered White Wine Vinegar Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 10g soft cheese
* 80ml white wine vinegar
* 110g mince
* 1 oranges
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. eat the oranges
3. eat the white wine vinegar
4. eat the mince
5. eat the soft cheese
6. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot
Yum.

Bake??!! Bake what?! You’ve gone and eaten it all!
21
Nov
2008
17:40
Posted by Carrie (Permalink)

Pickle Surprise Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 80g chocolate
* 130ml hot pepper sauce
* 150g pickle
```
Instructions:
1. rinse the hot pepper sauce
2. melt the hot pepper sauce
3. throw the hot pepper sauce away
4. grill the pickle
5. defrost the chocolate
6. serve piping hot
That would be one hell of a surprise :-)
21
Nov
2008
17:41

Posted by End of Day: 21st November | Community Site News (Permalink)

[...] Right, I’m off to cook some Cucumber a la Beef. [...]
21
Nov
2008
17:57

Posted by n0ne (Permalink)

I challenge anyone to beat ‘Spiced Poached Lard’.
21
Nov
2008
17:58

Posted by HLin (Permalink)

I just got a recipe for “Cream And Cream Pudding”.
21
Nov
2008
18:06

Posted by Only marginally Coherant because hey - It’s Friday « questionable rationale (Permalink)

[...] The Random Recipe Generator which provided me with the following [...]
21
Nov
2008
18:21

Posted by pat (Permalink)

This is the best thing I have seen in a long while. had me crying.

Pizza Style Water Serves 4 You will need: 1 chillis 50ml greek yogurt 70g muslei 110ml water Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 210 C defrost the chillis grind the chillis fry the water put the chillis in the fridge to set put the water in the fridge for 2 minutes sprinkle the water over the top fry the chillis toast the greek yogurt toast the muslei bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

I just love this one for the title.
21
Nov
2008
18:22
Posted by Pete (Permalink)

I think mine trumps the onion in wine:

You will need:
```
* 80ml vinegar
* 110g lard
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. fry the vinegar
3. fry the lard until browned
4. bake for 70 minutes and serve hot
21
Nov
2008
18:35

Posted by nihil (Permalink)

this might actually work: Lime Salsa Serves 1 You will need: 2 lettuces 1 lime 4 green peppers Instructions: slice the lettuces mix the lettuces in barbeque the lime fry the green peppers serve piping hot

Yum.
21
Nov
2008
19:13

Posted by Stu (Permalink)

Had to share this one.

Battered Water Serves 2 You will need: 100ml water 110g cornflour Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 220 C eat the water slice the cornflour bake for 40 minutes and serve hot Yum.
21
Nov
2008
19:54

Posted by cleek » Random Recipe Generator (Permalink)

[...] jamesoff.net » Random Recipe Generator gave me: Hot Pepper Sauce Pie Serves 2 You will [...]
21
Nov
2008
20:55
Posted by Lenka (Permalink)

It’s brilliant…I got:

Baked Whipped Cream Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 110ml white wine
* 60ml whipped cream
* 110ml hot pepper sauce
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 210 C
2. sauté the white wine
3. heat the white wine
4. sauté the whipped cream
5. toast the hot pepper sauce
6. bake for 90 minutes and serve hot
21
Nov
2008
22:33

Posted by fg (Permalink)

this is quite literally the funniest thing on the internets. ACTUAL FACTUAL.
21
Nov
2008
22:54

Posted by The Four Day Work Week, Vol. 3 | Steady Burn (Permalink)

[...] Whip up some spiced poached iceberg lettuce [...]
21
Nov
2008
23:08
Posted by Jeff Shultz (Permalink)

Ooohkay – I think I agree with the last step of this recipe:

Spicy Chicken Cakes Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 100ml apple sauce
* 5 pork chops
* 5 sprigs of asparagus
* 120g chicken
```
Instructions:
1. fry the apple sauce until browned
2. discard the apple sauce
3. microwave the sprigs of asparagus
4. fry the chicken until browned
5. heat the sprigs of asparagus
6. lightly fry the chicken
7. add the chicken to the saucepan
8. flambe the sprigs of asparagus
9. put the sprigs of asparagus in the fridge to set
  1. put the pork chops in the saucepan
  2. order out
Yum.
21
Nov
2008
23:54

Posted by UncleBoogie (Permalink)

The one I got was wine and onions, and basically wound up with just wine.

My idea of a meal.:)
22
Nov
2008
00:36

Posted by mama’s sewing circus » Blog Archive » last minute Thanksgiving recipes (Permalink)

[...] you reload, a new recipe appears. Posted in good [...]
22
Nov
2008
00:41

Posted by Ulfgar (Permalink)

This is mine. Apparently you have to add the “exotic” sauce three times. I think all you get is fried sauce, diluted juice and warm lettuce. Orange Juice Mille Feuille Serves 1 You will need: 90ml orange juice 80ml hot pepper sauce 20ml exotic sauce 120g iceberg lettuce Instructions: microwave the exotic sauce blend with the exotic sauce mix the exotic sauce in saute the exotic sauce add the exotic sauce eat the hot pepper sauce rinse the orange juice defrost the iceberg lettuce enjoy
22
Nov
2008
00:41

Posted by portal8x0x (Permalink)

far out
22
Nov
2008
02:20

Posted by Shannon (Permalink)

This seems to be similar – you also get nothing. But it seems intentional, reading the last instruction…

Lemonade Mille Feuille Serves 1 You will need: 60ml lemonade 2 sheets of ricepaper Instructions: discard the sheets of ricepaper sift the lemonade order out
22
Nov
2008
04:27
Posted by sal (Permalink)

I got this… very tasty.. you should try it..

Sweet Chicken Wedges With Warm Packets Of Dry Onion Soup Mix Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 40g chicken
* 3 packets of dry onion soup mix
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. stir-fry the chicken
3. put the packets of dry onion soup mix in the saucepan
4. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
22
Nov
2008
04:58
Posted by Aguy (Permalink)

Pickle Mini Roasties Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 140g rice
* 30ml hot pepper sauce
* 80g pickle
* 150ml tomato ketchup
```
Instructions:
1. toast the hot pepper sauce
2. put the hot pepper sauce in the fridge to set
3. sauté the rice
4. put the hot pepper sauce in the fridge for 2 minutes
5. eat the rice
6. lightly fry the hot pepper sauce
7. grill the pickle
8. throw the pickle away
9. microwave the tomato ketchup
  1. enjoy
22
Nov
2008
06:21
Posted by Becca (Permalink)

Lard Salsa Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 90g ham
* 110g lard
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 210 C
2. microwave the ham
3. discard the ham
4. sift the lard
5. bake for 60 minutes and serve hot
22
Nov
2008
06:40

Posted by lolol (Permalink)

Water Salsa Serves 5 You will need: 140g basmati rice 90g pickle 150ml water 1 spring onions Instructions: microwave the basmati rice eat the basmati rice sift the spring onions discard the spring onions grill the water fry the pickle until browned throw it all away

Yum.

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22
Nov
2008
07:29
Posted by saltywench (Permalink)

I got: Water With Plain Flour Dressing Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 60g plain flour
* 50ml water
* 40g raisins
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. barbeque the plain flour
3. mix the plain flour in
4. mix the plain flour in
5. spoon the plain flour onto a warmed plate
6. heat the plain flour in the saucepan
7. put the plain flour in the fridge to set
8. microwave the plain flour
9. throw the raisins away
  1. slice the water
  2. bake for 50 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
22
Nov
2008
07:36

Posted by Actual (Permalink)

This is fantastic.

I like it best when the recipe gets manic and insistently repeats an instruction three or four times at you. Also great is when you get the instruction to eat or throw away the main ingredient halfway through. Hahaha
22
Nov
2008
14:25

Posted by Matt (Permalink)

60ml soy sauce 1 oysters 100g beef Instructions: microwave the soy sauce melt the soy sauce throw the beef away eat the oysters serve piping hot

Don’t get it!

You told me to melt somthing liquidy

Eat my oysters

And through away beef!
22
Nov
2008
14:52
Posted by Moebius (Permalink)

This is the best one I’ve seen yet:

Lettuces Salad Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 2 lettuces
* 90ml essence of vanilla
```
Instructions:
1. put the essence of vanilla in the saucepan
2. heat the essence of vanilla
3. barbeque the lettuces
4. throw it all away
Yum.
22
Nov
2008
18:15

Posted by HappinessBug (Permalink)

Sheets Of Ricepaper Crumble Serves 4 You will need: 10g bacon 4 sheets of ricepaper Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 230 C toast the bacon bring the bacon to the boil stir the bacon add one tablespoon of the bacon heat the bacon fry the bacon discard the bacon rinse the sheets of ricepaper bake for 40 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

mmm BACONY!!!
22
Nov
2008
19:40
Posted by Chloe (Permalink)

Battered Oysters Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 140g muslei
* 5 lime
* 1 cloves of garlic
* 5 oysters
```
Instructions:
1. microwave the lime
2. bring the lime to the boil
3. fold in the lime
4. melt the lime
5. microwave the oysters
6. fry the cloves of garlic until browned
7. flip the cloves of garlic
8. put the oysters in the fridge to set
9. grill the muslei
  1. enjoy
Well I am pleasantly confused! :)
22
Nov
2008
19:52
Posted by George (Permalink)

The Passion of the Milk:

Battered Milk Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 10ml milk
* 4 sausages
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 180 C
2. sift the milk
3. microwave the milk
4. bring the milk to the boil
5. fold in the milk
6. slice the sausages
7. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot
22
Nov
2008
21:11

Posted by Jim (Permalink)

Mine is a real winner!

Lemon Juice With Sheets Of Ricepaper Dressing Serves 3

You will need: 5 sheets of ricepaper 40ml lemon juice

Instructions: 1. throw the sheets of ricepaper away 2. toast the lemon juice 3. enjoy

Yum.

I particularly like step 1!
22
Nov
2008
22:53

Posted by Apollo (Permalink)

You might want to put a disclaimer somewhere saying something about “None of these recipes is intended to be created” or something before someone makes one and kills themselves with it.
23
Nov
2008
01:48
Posted by jimmy (Permalink)

This is the best recipe ever, as long as “toast” mean giving an inebriated salutation:

Rice Mini Roasties Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 150g rice
* 100ml brandy
* 110ml lemonade
```
Instructions:
1. fry the lemonade
2. toast the rice
3. toast the brandy
4. go down the pub
Yum.
23
Nov
2008
02:03

Posted by Carolyn (Permalink)

I love this recipe, primarily because it discards the onions, which is really all that should ever be done with them. :)
23
Nov
2008
02:47

Posted by Kimby (Permalink)

Hahaha! Next time I screw up dinner, I can blame this genererator!

Coffee Sandwiches, anyone?
23
Nov
2008
03:26
Posted by Anotherclown (Permalink)

Mine was equally useless Orange Juice And Essence Of Vanilla Pudding Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 150ml essence of vanilla
* 80ml orange juice
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. stir-fry the orange juice
3. throw the essence of vanilla away
4. bake for 50 minutes and serve hot
23
Nov
2008
07:49
Posted by Yo ho ho (Permalink)

Here’s one:

Eggs With Eggs Mash Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 5 eggs
* 2 carrots
* 2 spoons of mayonnaise
* 100g rice
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 210 C
2. sauté the spoons of mayonnaise
3. throw the spoons of mayonnaise away
4. fry the rice
5. put the rice in the fridge to set
6. eat the rice
7. rinse the eggs
8. put the eggs in the fridge to set
9. lightly fry the eggs
  1. saut� the eggs
  2. whisk the eggs
  3. bring the eggs to the boil
  4. mix the eggs in
  5. flip the eggs
  6. lightly fry the eggs
  7. lightly fry the eggs
  8. whisk the carrots
  9. bake for 60 minutes and serve hot
23
Nov
2008
13:00
Posted by Feef Lovecraft (Permalink)

Grilled Potatoes Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 1 potatoes
* 5 spring onions
```
Instructions:
1. eat the spring onions
2. microwave the potatoes
3. go down the pub
23
Nov
2008
14:38

Posted by Fonda Cox (Permalink)

Bloody hilarious.

I had sprouts a la mangoes!
23
Nov
2008
16:08

Posted by lp (Permalink)

Exotic Sauce Salad

Serves 5

You will need:

150ml cod liver oil 120g kidney beans 40ml exotic sauce

Instructions: 1. discard the cod liver oil 2. slice the exotic sauce 3. put the kidney beans in the saucepan 4. go down the pub

…go down the pub?! sounds about right…
23
Nov
2008
19:30
Posted by Henry Troup (Permalink)

Best instruction yet
```
rinse the water
```
Challenging!
23
Nov
2008
19:55

Posted by josh (Permalink)

dont care for mince meat. but the wine i’ll drink
24
Nov
2008
01:21
Posted by Olze (Permalink)

I lol’d :)

Whipped Cream With Packets Of Dry Onion Soup Mix Dressing Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 140ml whipped cream
* 30g chicken
* 20ml essence of vanilla
* 5 packets of dry onion soup mix
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C
2. eat the chicken
3. stir-fry the whipped cream
4. add one tablespoon of the whipped cream
5. toast the packets of dry onion soup mix
6. defrost the essence of vanilla
7. bake for 50 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
24
Nov
2008
01:48
Posted by Stripe (Permalink)

Eggs Surprise Serves 5 You will need:
```
* 5 eggs
* 40ml soy sauce
* 20g chicken
* 30ml tomato ketchup
* 4 prawns
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C
2. put the eggs in the saucepan
3. toast the soy sauce
4. slice the tomato ketchup
5. whisk the chicken
6. slice the prawns
7. bake for 70 minutes and serve hot
24
Nov
2008
09:31
Posted by Zecc (Permalink)

Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 3 lime
* 50ml mint sauce
* 5 spoons of mayonnaise
* 4 cabbages
* 1 carrots
```
Instructions:
1. barbeque the cabbages
2. lightly fry the cabbages
3. spoon the cabbages onto a warmed plate
4. grind the cabbages
5. sauté the spoons of mayonnaise
6. add the spoons of mayonnaise to the saucepan
7. throw the spoons of mayonnaise away
8. discard the cabbages
9. toast the carrots
  1. spoon the carrots onto a warmed plate
  2. bring the carrots to the boil
  3. grind the carrots
  4. lightly fry the carrots
  5. toast the mint sauce
  6. defrost the lime
  7. order out
Yum.
24
Nov
2008
12:01

Posted by Random Recipe Generator (Permalink)

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24
Nov
2008
13:43
Posted by rofl (Permalink)

You will need:
```
* 5 red onions
* 4 cloves of garlic
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 180 C
2. put the cloves of garlic in the saucepan
3. throw the red onions away
4. bake for 50 minutes and serve hot
24
Nov
2008
14:26
Posted by Jonno (Permalink)

Here’s a cracking meal for two …

Oysters A La Muslei Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 90ml coffee
* 4 packets of dry onion soup mix
* 110g muslei
* 1 oysters
```
Instructions:
1. grill the muslei
2. melt the muslei
3. grill the oysters
4. microwave the coffee
5. toast the packets of dry onion soup mix
6. throw it all away
wait a second …… throw it all away? How does that serve two?!!?
24
Nov
2008
14:34
Posted by Randy (Permalink)

Tabasco Sauce And Tabasco Sauce Pudding Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 150ml essence of vanilla
* 100ml tabasco sauce
```
Instructions:
1. fry the essence of vanilla
2. put the tabasco sauce in the saucepan
3. enjoy
24
Nov
2008
15:06
Posted by Tzuruki (Permalink)

HA .. truth is i know someone who does eat this: Pinches Of Salt Salad Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 150ml tomato ketchup
* 4 pinches of salt
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. sauté the tomato ketchup
3. put the tomato ketchup in the fridge for 2 minutes
4. heat the tomato ketchup
5. heat the tomato ketchup in the saucepan
6. whisk the tomato ketchup
7. whisk the pinches of salt
8. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot
24
Nov
2008
15:54
Posted by Zenfu (Permalink)

This has made me laugh so much I was literally crying. People now think I am insane.

This is a good one:
```
* 110ml cream
* 80g anchovies
```
Instructions:
1. defrost the cream
2. throw the anchovies away
3. serve piping hot
24
Nov
2008
18:27

Posted by Dave H (Permalink)

It’s spelt, “Muesli”.
24
Nov
2008
19:57

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24
Nov
2008
21:10

Posted by Ben (Permalink)

ha-ha. gross :P
24
Nov
2008
23:57

Posted by StrangeLady (Permalink)

I got this one.

Grilled Cous Cous Serves 1 You will need: 100ml milk 80g cous cous 110g toffee 10ml soy sauce 1 oxo cubes Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 200 C toast the cous cous add the cous cous put the soy sauce in the saucepan barbeque the milk put the oxo cubes in the saucepan barbeque the toffee bake for 50 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

It was the line “barbeque the milk” that made the soda come out my nose.
24
Nov
2008
23:57

Posted by Larry (Permalink)

But just think of the marvelous aroma your kitchen would be filled with…!
25
Nov
2008
00:47

Posted by Ronnie (Permalink)

Cod Liver Oil Sandwich Serves 3 You will need: 70g soft cheese 150ml cod liver oil Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 210 C slice the cod liver oil throw the soft cheese away bake for 50 minutes and serve hot

. . . how does one slice cod liver oil?
25
Nov
2008
12:50
Posted by Kaelosk (Permalink)

Step 9 is all important!

Battered Lemon Juice Serves 5 You will need:
```
* 5 onions
* 4 sweetcorn
* 30g noodles
* 80ml lemon juice
* 5 carrots
```
Instructions:
1. fry the lemon juice until browned
2. discard the lemon juice
3. microwave the onions
4. fry the sweetcorn until browned
5. sift the carrots
6. fry the onions
7. grind the carrots
8. grill the noodles
9. throw it all away
Yum.
25
Nov
2008
14:26
Posted by Gabriel (Permalink)

Well, at least mine COULD be edible:

Oysters A La White Wine Vinegar Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 80ml white wine vinegar
* 4 oysters
```
Instructions:
1. discard the white wine vinegar
2. grill the oysters
3. serve piping hot
25
Nov
2008
17:39
Posted by zmama (Permalink)

lol… this is mine. Love the ‘Yum’ at the end!

Sweet Lemonade Wedges With Warm Lemonade Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 80ml lemonade
* 110ml lemon juice
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C
2. sauté the lemon juice
3. grill the lemonade
4. bake for 90 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
25
Nov
2008
19:37

Posted by Bob (Permalink)

Sausages Melt Bagels Serves 4 You will need: 140ml water 80g anchovies 3 sausages 5 lemons Instructions: stir-fry the lemons fry the anchovies rinse the water discard the sausages go down the pub

Yum.

This is excellent!
25
Nov
2008
23:34
Posted by Steve W (Permalink)

Chillis Melt Bagels Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 50g ham
* 5 chillis
* 1 sheets of ricepaper
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 180 C
2. barbeque the ham
3. fry the ham
4. heat the ham in the saucepan
5. discard the chillis
6. flambe the ham
7. stir the ham
8. defrost the sheets of ricepaper
9. bake for 60 minutes and serve hot
26
Nov
2008
00:44
Posted by Ashton (Permalink)

Bananas A La Bananas Serves 5 You will need:
```
* 90ml horseradish sauce
* 2 eggs
* 1 bananas
* 2 prawns
* 150g anchovies
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. whisk the prawns
3. stir the prawns
4. saute the prawns
5. toast the eggs
6. lightly fry the eggs
7. toast the horseradish sauce
8. put the bananas in the saucepan
9. spoon the horseradish sauce onto a warmed plate
  1. barbeque the anchovies
  2. bake for 50 minutes and serve hot
26
Nov
2008
01:35

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Nov
2008
09:30

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Nov
2008
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Nov
2008
19:16

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26
Nov
2008
20:50
Posted by Perry A (Permalink)

Sprouts Mille Feuille

Serves 4

You will need: * 2 eggs * 70ml horseradish sauce * 10g sprouts * 100g bacon

Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 210 C
2. slice the horseradish sauce
3. eat the bacon
4. heat the horseradish sauce
5. add the horseradish sauce
6. heat the horseradish sauce in the saucepan
7. add the horseradish sauce
8. discard the horseradish sauce
9. sift the sprouts
10. microwave the eggs
11. bake for 90 minutes and serve hot
hahahahahahahaha!!!
26
Nov
2008
22:01

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27
Nov
2008
02:11
Posted by d (Permalink)

Water Supreme Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 50ml water
* 20ml greek yogurt
* 3 onions
* 20g iceberg lettuce
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 210 C
2. discard the greek yogurt
3. sift the water
4. stir-fry the onions
5. mix the onions in
6. put the onions in the fridge for 2 minutes
7. put the iceberg lettuce in the saucepan
8. bake for 20 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
27
Nov
2008
02:25

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Nov
2008
13:32

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28
Nov
2008
23:46
Posted by R Colebrook (Permalink)

I’ll fully agree with point 7

Soy Sauce Salad Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 20ml soy sauce
* 110ml red wine
* 110ml tomato ketchup
```
Instructions:
1. fry the red wine
2. lightly fry the red wine
3. flambe the red wine
4. heat the red wine in the saucepan
5. stir-fry the soy sauce
6. eat the tomato ketchup
7. order out
30
Nov
2008
21:15

Posted by uplah (Permalink)

Hehe, after all that…

Grapes Mini Roasties Serves 1 You will need: 110g pasta 50g grapes 110g chocolate 150ml tabasco sauce 30g cheese Instructions: defrost the grapes mix the grapes in microwave the pasta microwave the grapes fry the chocolate stir-fry the cheese melt the chocolate fry the tabasco sauce until browned throw it all away

Yum.
1
Dec
2008
11:15

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Dec
2008
02:53

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3
Dec
2008
15:47

Posted by Ben (Permalink)

This one could be possible, but not very good. “Pizza-style??!”

Pizza Style Cod Liver Oil — Serves 1 You will need: 50ml cod liver oil,150ml water, Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 230 C,fry the cod liver oil until browned,sautee the cod liver oil,fold in the cod liver oil,defrost the water. bake for 60 minutes and serve hot
4
Dec
2008
01:44

Posted by thrilldo (Permalink)

Zingy Slices Of Bread And Slices Of Bread Soup Serves 3 You will need: 10g port 130ml mint sauce 4 slices of bread Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 230 C defrost the slices of bread put the slices of bread in the fridge to set throw the slices of bread away defrost the port add one tablespoon of the port put the mint sauce in the saucepan bake for 60 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

not really that much bread
5
Dec
2008
04:38
Posted by Mike (Permalink)

Packets Of Dry Onion Soup Mix With Packets Of Dry Onion Soup Mix Crust Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 2 packets of dry onion soup mix
* 3 leeks
* 4 onions
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 180 C
2. microwave the packets of dry onion soup mix
3. whisk the leeks
4. flambe the leeks
5. discard the leeks
6. lightly fry the packets of dry onion soup mix
7. discard the onions
8. bake for 60 minutes and serve hot
9
Dec
2008
19:42
Posted by Andy Baio (Permalink)

Lard Pie Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 2 spoons of mayonnaise
* 70g lard
* 150ml hot pepper sauce
```
Instructions:
1. defrost the spoons of mayonnaise
2. fry the spoons of mayonnaise
3. mix the spoons of mayonnaise in
4. fry the spoons of mayonnaise
5. add the spoons of mayonnaise to the saucepan
6. melt the spoons of mayonnaise
7. blend with the spoons of mayonnaise
8. sprinkle the spoons of mayonnaise over the top
9. mix the spoons of mayonnaise in
  1. whisk the lard
  2. bring the lard to the boil
  3. add the lard
  4. rinse the hot pepper sauce
  5. throw it all away
Yum.
10
Dec
2008
14:37

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Dec
2008
07:04

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13
Dec
2008
18:43
Posted by Jones (Permalink)

Green Peppers Mille Feuille Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 10ml cream
* 4 green peppers
* 4 bananas
* 1 slices of bread
* 130g pickle
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. sauté the green peppers
3. whisk the pickle
4. add the pickle to the saucepan
5. add one tablespoon of the pickle
6. flip the green peppers
7. lightly fry the green peppers
8. heat the pickle in the saucepan
9. melt the pickle
  1. put the slices of bread in the saucepan
  2. saut� the slices of bread
  3. defrost the bananas
  4. fold in the slices of bread
  5. barbeque the cream
  6. bake for 80 minutes and serve hot
Yum.

I’m dying =)))))
13
Dec
2008
18:57

Posted by Jones (Permalink)

hahahahaha I am dying, crying…my stomach is hurting terribly and not from the food itself =))))))). it’s just like, have fun with your food, then give up and go eat out =)))) or just throw away the main ingredient XD rinse the water =))))
16
Dec
2008
20:50

Posted by Water (Permalink)

Potatoes Surprise Serves 5

You will need: 2 potatoes 30ml red wine

Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 220 C discard the potatoes discard the red wine bake for 20 minutes and serve hot

The surprise? No potatoes!
16
Dec
2008
22:19

Posted by Rhialto (Permalink)

“[B}arbecue is spelled “barbecue”, not “barbeque”; the former would be a French word and pronounced quite differently.

If you really insist on using q-s in the word while retaining the correct pronunciation, you’d need to spell something like “barbequeue”.
16
Dec
2008
22:21

Posted by Rhialto (Permalink)

(eh, the latter)
21
Dec
2008
08:46
Posted by Alban (Permalink)

Water Stew Serves 5 You will need:
```
* 50ml water
* 120g cornflour
* 5 apples
```
Instructions:
1. eat the water
2. discard the apples
3. stir-fry the cornflour
4. enjoy
Yum.
21
Dec
2008
11:01

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21
Dec
2008
15:37
Posted by anon (Permalink)

Cream With Bacon Dressing Serves 5 You will need:
```
* 100ml white wine vinegar
* 100ml cream
* 150g bacon
* 30g cheese
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 180 C
2. throw the cream away
3. eat the cheese
4. eat the white wine vinegar
5. slice the bacon
6. bake for 70 minutes and serve hot
bacon’s gonna be really really well done after 70 minutes of baking
21
Dec
2008
18:02
Posted by Guess (Permalink)

Ham With Ham Dressing Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 1 lettuces
* 40g ham
* 1 sheets of ricepaper
```
Instructions:
1. fry the lettuces until browned
2. put the ham in the saucepan
3. melt the ham
4. microwave the ham
5. add one tablespoon of the lettuces
6. toast the sheets of ricepaper
7. order out
22
Dec
2008
01:26

Posted by angryjohnny (Permalink)

my recipe

Chicken Salsa Serves 1

You will need: 150g sprouts 120g chicken Instructions: 1. discard the sprouts 2. put the chicken in the saucepan 3. serve piping hot

Mmm Mmm good
22
Dec
2008
01:39
Posted by Supakitsune (Permalink)

“Battered Soy Sauce Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 90g porridge oats
* 150ml soy sauce
```
Instructions:
1. barbeque the porridge oats
2. discard the porridge oats
3. fry the soy sauce
4. serve chilled
Yum.”

“Yum” indeed… O_o
22
Dec
2008
02:05

Posted by mitch (Permalink)

I think the “a la” routine needs a duplication check. I got: Sheets Of Ricepaper A La Sheets Of Ricepaper
22
Dec
2008
09:43
Posted by Mikemc (Permalink)

A recipie for any bachelor:

Strawberries With Strawberries Dressing Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 110g strawberries
* 140ml orange juice
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. stir-fry the strawberries
3. throw the orange juice away
4. bake for 50 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
22
Dec
2008
09:48
Posted by Mikemc (Permalink)

Looks like we’re eating air tonight hahaha!

Sweet Greek Yogurt Wedges With Warm Ham Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 110g ham
* 140ml greek yogurt
```
Instructions:
1. sauté the ham
2. stir the ham
3. saute the ham
4. saute the ham
5. sauté the greek yogurt
6. throw it all away
22
Dec
2008
20:13
Posted by Jamie (Permalink)

Pizza Style Mince Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 20g butter
* 4 lemons
* 80ml soy sauce
* 80g mince
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 210 C
2. sift the mince
3. flambe the mince
4. sift the soy sauce
5. add the mince to the saucepan
6. barbeque the butter
7. microwave the lemons
8. bake for 70 minutes and serve hot
Yum.

I love step 4.
23
Dec
2008
13:06

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Dec
2008
15:57

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Dec
2008
15:16

Posted by me (Permalink)

Zingy Lemons And Butter Soup Serves 1 You will need: 130g butter 3 lemons Instructions: fry the butter until browned flip the butter add the butter to the saucepan heat the butter in the saucepan discard the butter sift the lemons go down the pub

Yum. I like step 7 best!
28
Dec
2008
04:26
Posted by Lozfan (Permalink)

Here’s mine: Zingy Water And Plain Flour Soup Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 80ml water
* 30g plain flour
```
Instructions:
1. throw the plain flour away
2. grill the water
3. throw it all away
Yay! Nothing!!
1
Jan
2009
18:25

Posted by patras (Permalink)

chocolate beans 1L of water 300g of beans 1 slice of lemon 500g of chocolate

instrictions:put the beans to 1L of boiling water scarpe the chocolate to water put the lemon to water and boil on mild fire for 10 minutes
1
Jan
2009
20:40

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2
Jan
2009
21:23

Posted by patras (Permalink)

Greek Yogurt Soup Serves 1 You will need: 10g chicken 10ml exotic sauce 120ml greek yogurt Instructions: defrost the exotic sauce throw the exotic sauce away throw the greek yogurt away slice the chicken order out

Yum.
4
Jan
2009
01:37
Posted by Krev (Permalink)

Chocolate Mille Feuille Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 140g chocolate
* 90g lard
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. eat the chocolate
3. defrost the lard
4. bake for 50 minutes and serve hot
Yum.

Bwahaha…baked lard.
5
Jan
2009
21:51
Posted by LOL (Permalink)

Whipped Cream And Whipped Cream Pudding Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 110ml whipped cream
* 140g beef
* 5 slices of bread
* 10g pickle
```
Instructions:
1. fry the beef
2. simmer the beef gently for 20 minutes
3. add the beef
4. sauté the whipped cream
5. fry the pickle until browned
6. fry the slices of bread until browned
7. order out
Yum.
11
Jan
2009
05:51
Posted by Jangul (Permalink)

Slices Of Bread Soup Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 2 spring onions
* 4 slices of bread
* 5 pork chops
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. grill the pork chops
3. heat the pork chops
4. sauté the slices of bread
5. flip the pork chops
6. add the slices of bread
7. fry the slices of bread
8. microwave the slices of bread
9. rinse the spring onions
  1. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot
Yum.

Does anybody else find the yum at the end accusatory and threatening? it’s almost like any failure to enjoy the recipe is a failure or your taste not the recipe generator’s algorithm. After all, the recipe generator wouldn’t be legally allowed to exclaim “yum” unless the recipe actually had been certified yummy by some sort of federal bureau of yumminess!
17
Jan
2009
00:52

Posted by jamesoff (Permalink)

Happily not being American I don’t have to submit to a federal anything :)
19
Jan
2009
05:33
Posted by Kevin (Permalink)

Sugar Crumble Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 20g sugar
* 3 lime
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 190 C
2. discard the lime
3. sift the sugar
4. bake for 90 minutes and serve hot
I don’t even know where to begin. It calls for 3 limes, and they are immediately thrown away without even being added to the food. You would then sift the sugar, which is unnecessary, and then bake 20 grams of pure sugar for an hour and a half and eat straight out of the oven. I think you would be committed to an insane asylum if you tried making this
19
Jan
2009
05:58
Posted by Kevin (Permalink)

Posted by Carrie (Permalink)

Pickle Surprise Serves 2 You will need:
- 80g chocolate
- 130ml hot pepper sauce
- 150g pickle
Instructions:
1. rinse the hot pepper sauce
2. melt the hot pepper sauce
3. throw the hot pepper sauce away
4. grill the pickle
5. defrost the chocolate
6. serve piping hot
That would be one hell of a surprise :-)

This recipe has the dirtiest name ever ;-)
19
Jan
2009
08:18
Posted by o_X (Permalink)

Noodles Salad Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 20g noodles
* 60ml red wine
```
Instructions:
1. whisk the noodles
2. discard the noodles
3. put the red wine in the saucepan
4. put everything in the blender
Yum.
10
Feb
2009
18:45

Posted by bobsie (Permalink)

Coffee With Cabbages Mash Serves 3 You will need: •5 sausages •10ml coffee •1 sweetcorn •5 cabbages Instructions: 1.put the sweetcorn in the saucepan 2.barbeque the cabbages 3.defrost the sausages 4.saute the sausages 5.throw the sausages away 6.fry the coffee until browned 7.throw it all away

One question – how do I know when the coffee is browned enough?
13
Feb
2009
11:17

Posted by Mad1401 (Permalink)

The name and last line are best in this

Slices Of Bread Sandwich Serves 2 You will need: 1 slices of bread 80g cous cous 4 cloves of garlic Instructions: sift the slices of bread fry the cous cous fry the slices of bread slice the cloves of garlic order out

Yum.
14
Feb
2009
12:26

Posted by rox (Permalink)

Sausages Sandwich

Serves 5

You will need: 3 sausages 50ml lemon juice 150g cornflour

Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 180 C fry the lemon juice mix the lemon juice in put the lemon juice in the fridge for 2 minutes microwave the lemon juice toast the sausages throw the sausages away rinse the cornflour bake for 90 minutes and serve hot

Mmm, lemon juice and cornflour… wait, what?
18
Feb
2009
08:12

Posted by Jim (Permalink)

What happens if this actually generates a workable, delicious recipe? Do the stars start going out, one by one, without any fuss?
22
Feb
2009
04:02
Posted by boatguy11 (Permalink)

This is great…not too delicious, tho.

Horseradish Sauce A La Mangoes Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 130g strawberries
* 2 mangoes
* 3 sheets of ricepaper
* 10ml horseradish sauce
* 80g ginger
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. whisk the sheets of ricepaper
3. add the sheets of ricepaper
4. put the horseradish sauce in the saucepan
5. saut� the horseradish sauce
6. add the horseradish sauce
7. lightly fry the sheets of ricepaper
8. microwave the mangoes
9. sift the ginger
  1. eat the ginger
  2. fry the strawberries
  3. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
23
Feb
2009
05:55

Posted by Random Recipe Generation « TheFringThing’s Things (Permalink)

[...] random generation of things by unsophisticated methods is pretty old hat, but the recipes generated here are often hilarious anyway: Pizza Style Water (Serves 5) You will need: *80g kidney beans *130ml [...]
24
Feb
2009
19:13

Posted by ????? (Permalink)

Baked Mint Sauce Serves 4 You will need: 90g port 80ml mint sauce Instructions: defrost the port stir the port discard the mint sauce put everything in the blender

Yum.

Insufficiently delicious? Reload the page for another.
6
Mar
2009
11:47
Posted by Rice is nice (Permalink)

Strawberries Creme Brulee Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 40g rice
* 140g strawberries
* 3 lime
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 180 C
2. microwave the strawberries
3. fold in the strawberries
4. rinse the lime
5. sift the rice
6. bake for 20 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
6
Mar
2009
12:03
Posted by yummy (Permalink)

Lemon Juice Mille Feuille Serves 5 You will need:
```
* 100ml lemon juice
* 150ml cod liver oil
* 1 oxo cubes
* 130g sugar
* 1 onions
```
Instructions:
1. barbeque the oxo cubes
2. slice the lemon juice
3. eat the onions
4. toast the sugar
5. flip the sugar
6. put the oxo cubes in the fridge for 2 minutes
7. stir-fry the cod liver oil
8. serve chilled
13
Apr
2009
19:02

Posted by patras (Permalink)

Basmati Rice Sandwich Serves 4 You will need: 60g basmati rice 130g mince 150g cheese 100g strawberries Instructions: barbeque the strawberries defrost the basmati rice sauté the cheese microwave the mince put everything in the blender

Yum.

Insufficiently delicious? Reload the page for anothe
23
Apr
2009
00:58

Posted by Chris Owens (Permalink)

I POURED THE VINEGAR INTO MY TOASTER AND NOW I’M DEAD. THANKS A LOT, RANDOM RECIPE GENERATOR.
27
Apr
2009
11:10

Posted by Pandammonium: blogs [pandammonia] (Permalink)

[...] found a random recipe generator and sent me the link. I particularly liked this healthy [...]
28
Apr
2009
23:18

Posted by emilyFTW (Permalink)

salat a lá salat.

take one piece salat. go eat it (y)
2
May
2009
00:31

Posted by applesauce (Permalink)

Sweet Apple Sauce Wedges With Warm Apple Sauce Serves 1

You will need: 130g iceberg lettuce 30ml apple sauce

Instructions: sift the apple sauce sift the iceberg lettuce order out
7
May
2009
03:55

Posted by Ben (Permalink)

Oxo Cubes Salsa Serves 4 You will need: 5 oxo cubes 70ml brandy Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 210 C grill the brandy flip the brandy stir-fry the oxo cubes bake for 70 minutes and serve hot

OXO cubes & Brandy? Bleah!
11
May
2009
23:32
Posted by Kooky (Permalink)

Baked Spoons Of Mayonnaise Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 30ml white wine
* 150ml exotic sauce
* 60ml whipped cream
* 2 spoons of mayonnaise
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C
2. grill the whipped cream
3. sauté the spoons of mayonnaise
4. stir-fry the white wine
5. microwave the exotic sauce
6. bake for 80 minutes and serve hot
ew
13
May
2009
05:15
Posted by Chibiraptor (Permalink)

best one yet ^-^x

Soy Sauce Mille Feuille Serves 5 You will need:
```
* 120ml white wine
* 110g butter
* 3 red onions
* 20g soft cheese
* 30ml soy sauce
```
Instructions:
1. toast the red onions
2. grind the red onions
3. flip the red onions
4. spoon the red onions onto a warmed plate
5. heat the red onions
6. add the red onions
7. discard the butter
8. rinse the white wine
9. bring the white wine to the boil
  1. put the soft cheese in the saucepan
  2. simmer the white wine gently for 20 minutes
  3. stir-fry the soy sauce
  4. go down the pub
16
May
2009
13:20

Posted by Patrick (Permalink)

Toffee With Sprigs Of Asparagus Dressing Serves 5 You will need:

4 sprigs of asparagus

30g toffee

Instructions:

discard the sprigs of asparagus

eat the toffee

throw it all away

What is this! There’s nothing TO throw away!
30
May
2009
01:22
Posted by RW (Permalink)

We need a Limey’s jellied eels recipe: stir jellyfish with eels remove fish with strainer Enjoy

Sweet Water Wedges With Warm Water Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 100g butter
* 110ml water
* 40ml soy sauce
```
Instructions:
1. microwave the butter
2. throw the soy sauce away
3. eat the butter
4. barbeque the water
5. go down the pub
Yum.

Grapes Pie Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 30g grapes
* 100ml greek yogurt
* 30g cheese
```
Instructions:
1. eat the cheese
2. discard the grapes
3. whisk the greek yogurt
4. order out
Yum.

Moar like the Grapes of Wrath recipe amirite?
1
Jun
2009
11:04
Posted by yummy (Permalink)

Grilled Chocolate Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 80g chocolate
* 1 lime
* 60g lard
* 110g mince
```
Instructions:
1. defrost the mince
2. eat the mince
3. rinse the lime
4. spoon the lime onto a warmed plate
5. barbeque the chocolate
6. fry the lard until browned
7. put everything in the blender
Yum.
5
Jun
2009
01:43
Posted by Anon (Permalink)

Mangoes A La Basmati Rice Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 5 mangoes
* 150g mushrooms
* 40g basmati rice
```
Instructions:
1. slice the mushrooms
2. spoon the mushrooms onto a warmed plate
3. flambe the mushrooms
4. spoon the mushrooms onto a warmed plate
5. microwave the mushrooms
6. add the mushrooms to the saucepan
7. fry the mangoes until browned
8. stir-fry the basmati rice
9. go down the pub
Yum.
11
Jun
2009
18:42

Posted by Trevor (Permalink)

Prawns Stew Serves 4 You will need: 130ml water 2 prawns Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 220 C stir-fry the prawns fry the water until browned bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

Yum.
11
Jun
2009
20:31

Posted by Carlie (Permalink)

ha ha ha Slices Of Bread Melt Bagels Serves 1 You will need: 30g cornflour 4 slices of bread 150ml tabasco sauce 5 courgettes Instructions: discard the tabasco sauce put the courgettes in the saucepan stir-fry the slices of bread fry the cornflour order out
16
Jun
2009
04:07

Posted by Bookwormblu (Permalink)

Here’s Mine Courgettes Sandwich:

•5 courgettes •140ml milk •1 pinches of salt •10ml red wine1.barbeque the pinches of salt

2.whisk the red wine 3.simmer the pinches of salt gently for 20 minutes 4.microwave the milk 5.sauté the courgettes 6.throw it all away

Wow such a filling recipe!!
26
Jun
2009
22:11
Posted by Joanna (Permalink)

Exotic Sauce A La Exotic Sauce Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 80ml orange juice
* 80ml exotic sauce
```
Instructions:
1. sift the exotic sauce
2. sift the orange juice
3. throw it all away
Yum.

My exotic recipe. Enjoy!
12
Jul
2009
20:31
Posted by Mental Mouse (Permalink)

This one is actually coherent, but clearly meant for a “specialized” taste. (Also the title isn’t quite right….)

Sweet Chillis Wedges With Warm Chillis Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 4 chillis
* 110ml mint sauce
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. slice the chillis
3. lightly fry the chillis
4. defrost the mint sauce
5. bake for 20 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
6
Aug
2009
21:00

Posted by saevitia (Permalink)

Grilled Apple Sauce Serves 4 You will need: 5 bananas 3 lamb chops 20ml hot pepper sauce 50ml apple sauce Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 180 C defrost the lamb chops simmer the lamb chops gently for 20 minutes discard the lamb chops discard the hot pepper sauce sauté the apple sauce microwave the apple sauce fry the apple sauce heat the apple sauce fry the bananas bake for 20 minutes and serve hot Yum.

Oddly enough all you end up with is apple sauce that’s been to hell and back and fried banana, which isn’t too bad, but why go to all that trouble with the lamb and the hot pepper sauce?

As for where these recipes come from, I keep picturing a drunk bachelor in the middle of the night with a practically empty refrigerator. XD
11
Aug
2009
10:10

Posted by callum (Permalink)

This one is bizare…

Zingy Vinegar And Vinegar Soup Serves 2 You will need: 110ml vinegar 1 spoons of mayonnaise Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 230 C fry the spoons of mayonnaise bring the spoons of mayonnaise to the boil saute the spoons of mayonnaise mix the spoons of mayonnaise in fry the vinegar until browned bake for 90 minutes and serve hot

Yum.
23
Aug
2009
12:06

Posted by Patrick = Master Chef (Permalink)

Spiced Poached Cornflour Serves 5 You will need:

30ml essence of vanilla 150g cornflour

Instructions:

pre-heat the oven to 190 C throw the cornflour away throw the essence of vanilla away bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

What exactly am I baking?
27
Aug
2009
09:15
Posted by Ted Lane (Permalink)

Grilled Bananas Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 2 bananas
* 90g bacon
```
Instructions:
1. grill the bacon
2. lightly fry the bacon
3. add one tablespoon of the bacon
4. rinse the bananas
5. go down the pub
Bugger. I got to step 3 and I’ve used up all the bacon. Does this mean I cant continue?
29
Aug
2009
03:50
Posted by TriCorce (Permalink)

Zingy Lamb Chops And Lamb Chops Soup Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 90g mushrooms
* 4 lamb chops
* 40ml tomato ketchup
* 3 sweetcorn
* 70ml tabasco sauce
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. toast the tomato ketchup
3. rinse the mushrooms
4. sauté the tabasco sauce
5. sauté the sweetcorn
6. add one tablespoon of the tabasco sauce
7. whisk the lamb chops
8. bake for 80 minutes and serve hot Mmmmmm…. Sauteed tabasco sauce
29
Aug
2009
03:52
Posted by TriCorce (Permalink)

Wow! This one seems like it might be ok! Chicken Supreme Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 30g cheese
* 40g port
* 50g chicken
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. sauté the cheese
3. barbeque the chicken
4. discard the port
5. bake for 20 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
30
Aug
2009
13:14

Posted by LangweileDich.net – We blog to entertain you! » Blog Archive » Rezepte-Zufallsgenerator (Permalink)

[...] oder weniger geschmackliche Sensationszusammenstellungen gibt es bei diesem Zufallsgenerator. Ähnlich läuft es doch eigentlich auch in Studenten-WGs: Wenn McGyver aus einer Pfütze Milch, [...]
2
Oct
2009
20:15

Posted by Brian (Permalink)

My new favorite recipe. Guess I get to go the bar after everytime I make it. Pure awesomeness

Zingy Brandy And Tabasco Sauce Soup Serves 4 You will need: 20ml brandy 10ml tabasco sauce Instructions: toast the brandy stir-fry the tabasco sauce go down the pub
7
Oct
2009
14:27

Posted by Anonymous (Permalink)

Vinegar Pie

Serves 4

You will need:

2 chillis 5 carrots 80g porridge oats 130ml hot pepper sauce 100ml vinegar

Instructions:

eat the porridge oats fry the hot pepper sauce flambe the hot pepper sauce saut� the hot pepper sauce eat the carrots fry the hot pepper sauce add the hot pepper sauce mix the hot pepper sauce in flip the hot pepper sauce melt the hot pepper sauce flip the hot pepper sauce defrost the chillis eat the chillis add the hot pepper sauce microwave the vinegar serve chilled

Cold pepper sauce and vinegar?

That deserves a: Yum.
17
Oct
2009
14:58
Posted by Mitsuki (Permalink)

Water Salad Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 2 lemons
* 100ml water
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 180 C
2. rinse the lemons
3. stir the lemons
4. sprinkle the lemons over the top
5. sprinkle the lemons over the top
6. barbeque the water
7. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot
23
Oct
2009
21:22
Posted by Anon (Permalink)

Bananas With White Wine Crust Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 5 bananas
* 110ml white wine
```
Instructions:
1. sauté the white wine
2. throw the white wine away
3. discard the bananas
4. go down the pub
25
Oct
2009
16:46
Posted by Alex (Permalink)

Lol look what I got, actually sounds nice…. kinda Spiced Poached Chicken Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 80ml milk
* 30ml mint sauce
* 110g chicken
* 20ml orange juice
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 210 C
2. whisk the orange juice
3. bring the orange juice to the boil
4. eat the mint sauce
5. sauté the chicken
6. eat the orange juice
7. bring the chicken to the boil
8. put the chicken in the fridge for 2 minutes
9. defrost the milk
  1. bake for 60 minutes and serve hot
26
Oct
2009
21:00
Posted by Anonymous (Permalink)

Water Supreme Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 3 oxo cubes
* 140ml water
* 70g plain flour
* 3 red onions
* 100ml horseradish sauce
```
Instructions:
1. grill the horseradish sauce
2. discard the horseradish sauce
3. microwave the water
4. lightly fry the water
5. whisk the red onions
6. microwave the oxo cubes
7. add the water to the saucepan
8. eat the plain flour
9. go down the pub
Yum.
27
Oct
2009
05:00

Posted by Web Zen: cooking zen | Newsblog (Permalink)

[...] * random recipe [...]
27
Oct
2009
05:13

Posted by Moosefart (Permalink)

Baked Soft Cheese Serves 4 You will need: 60ml soy sauce 80g soft cheese Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 220 C slice the soy sauce discard the soy sauce fry the soft cheese until browned bake for 40 minutes and serve hot

Bahahah this just makes me think of someone cooking something, getting frustrated that soy sauce does not slice, throwing it away, and eating cheese instead.
27
Oct
2009
05:17

Posted by Moosefart (Permalink)

i really want to make a cooking show devoted to these recipes….
1
Nov
2009
18:31
Posted by Daniel (Permalink)

Tabasco Sauce With Mince Dressing Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 30ml tabasco sauce
* 50g mince
* 3 sheets of ricepaper
* 130ml cod liver oil
* 5 oranges
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. toast the tabasco sauce
3. sprinkle the tabasco sauce over the top
4. throw the oranges away
5. fry the mince until browned
6. fry the cod liver oil until browned
7. blend with the tabasco sauce
8. throw the cod liver oil away
9. whisk the sheets of ricepaper
  1. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot
2
Nov
2009
21:49

Posted by kelly (Permalink)

Beef Salad Serves 1 You will need: 120g beef 80g mince Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 210 C stir-fry the beef simmer the beef gently for 20 minutes simmer the beef gently for 20 minutes fry the mince bake for 50 minutes and serve hot

i think this should be renamed 200g of meat double-simmered and double-fried. carnivores would loooove this
11
Jan
2010
13:24
Posted by Ted Lane (Permalink)

Whipped Cream And Whipped Cream Pudding Serves 5 You will need:
```
* 70ml whipped cream
* 50g cous cous
```
Instructions:
1. eat the cous cous
2. eat the whipped cream
3. put everything in the blender
Yum.

Everything?? Have you ever tried to put a cat into a blender?

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