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The Random Recipe Generator is now an iPhone app! Get it here from the App Store. The app allows you to specify your own ingredients and has many more instructions than the website. Here’s a free version which doesn’t let you change ingredients and isn’t nearly as funny.

Below is a randomly-generated recipe!

Sprigs Of Asparagus Creme Brulee
Serves 1
You will need:
  • 2 sprigs of asparagus
  • 3 oxo cubes
Instructions:
  1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C
  2. fry the sprigs of asparagus
  3. eat the sprigs of asparagus
  4. microwave the oxo cubes
  5. bake for 70 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

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221 Comments

    • Billy
    • Posted November 19, 2008 at 04:10
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    I need to figure out how to ‘slice’ lemonade…

    Spiced Poached White Wine Serves 4 You will need: 120ml white wine 2 sprigs of asparagus 60ml lemonade Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 230 C put the white wine in the saucepan slice the lemonade sprinkle the lemonade over the top add the lemonade to the saucepan defrost the sprigs of asparagus bake for 60 minutes and serve hot

    • Slam
    • Posted November 19, 2008 at 03:44
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    Orange Juice And Lime Pudding Serves 3 You will need:

    * 2 lime
    * 90ml orange juice
    

    Instructions:

    1. grill the orange juice
    2. mix the orange juice in
    3. slice the lime
    4. throw it all away
    • phot
    • Posted November 19, 2008 at 02:28
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    mmm i love creme brulee

    Packets Of Dry Onion Soup Mix Creme Brulee Serves 3 You will need:

    * 1 packets of dry onion soup mix
    * 10ml soy sauce
    * 70ml white wine vinegar
    * 10ml hot pepper sauce
    * 40g ginger
    

    Instructions:

    1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
    2. slice the packets of dry onion soup mix
    3. saut� the packets of dry onion soup mix
    4. eat the packets of dry onion soup mix
    5. stir-fry the soy sauce
    6. mix the soy sauce in
    7. simmer the soy sauce gently for 20 minutes
    8. fry the soy sauce
    9. sift the hot pepper sauce
      1. slice the white wine vinegar
      2. barbeque the ginger
      3. bake for 70 minutes and serve hot
    • I like recipes alot
    • Posted November 19, 2008 at 00:45
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    Slices Of Bread Mille Feuille Serves 5 You will need: 4 pinches of salt 40ml whipped cream 5 slices of bread Instructions: slice the slices of bread barbeque the pinches of salt flip the pinches of salt flip the pinches of salt fry the whipped cream until browned put everything in the blender

    Just be sure you don’t forget to slice your slices of bread!

    • Mooky
    • Posted November 19, 2008 at 00:20
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    Great Recipe..Will try tonight!!

    Horseradish Sauce Bake Serves 2 You will need: 80ml horseradish sauce 4 spring onions 2 bananas Instructions: eat the spring onions eat the bananas whisk the horseradish sauce go down to the pub

    • convincing name
    • Posted November 19, 2008 at 00:13
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    Here’s the best recipe I have found so far with this:

    Coffee And White Wine Pudding Serves 1 You will need:

    * 130ml white wine
    * 80ml coffee
    

    Instructions:

    1. sauté the white wine
    2. fry the white wine
    3. bring the white wine to the boil
    4. simmer the white wine gently for 20 minutes
    5. sprinkle the white wine over the top
    6. flambe the white wine
    7. simmer the white wine gently for 20 minutes
    8. mix the white wine in
    9. discard the white wine
      1. whisk the coffee
      2. serve piping hot
    • CookingUncle
    • Posted November 18, 2008 at 17:46
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    Pizza Style Mangoes Serves 1 You will need: 1 mangoes 2 cucumbers Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 200 C discard the mangoes toast the cucumbers bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

    Wait, what?

    • herp
    • Posted November 18, 2008 at 11:18
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    Anchovies Creme Brulee Serves 2 You will need:

    * 1 cabbages
    * 120g anchovies
    * 100g kidney beans
    * 1 pork chops
    * 60ml hot pepper sauce
    

    Instructions:

    1. pre-heat the oven to 190 C
    2. throw the pork chops away
    3. slice the cabbages
    4. heat the cabbages
    5. grill the anchovies
    6. melt the anchovies
    7. rinse the kidney beans
    8. microwave the cabbages
    9. toast the hot pepper sauce
      1. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot

    Yum.

    • Tab
    • Posted November 18, 2008 at 08:56
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    “Red Onions Creme Brulee Serves 1

    You will need: 4 spring onions 20ml brandy 5 red onions 130g basmati rice 130ml water

    Instructions: 1.sauté the brandy 2.lightly fry the brandy 3.discard the brandy 4.defrost the basmati rice 5.fry the water until browned 6.flambe the water 7.saute the water 8.fry the red onions until browned 9.heat the red onions 10.whisk the spring onions 11.enjoy “

    I laughed until my face hurt.

  1. Hahahaha! This is what I got:

    You will need:

    * 10ml white wine
    * 1 onions
    

    Instructions:

    1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
    2. put the white wine in the saucepan
    3. lightly fry the white wine
    4. microwave the white wine
    5. microwave the white wine
    6. discard the onions
    7. bake for 70 minutes and serve hot

    I don’t think there will be any wine left after all the frying, microwaving, and baking, and certainly no onions left. This recipe leaves you with nothing, lol


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