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Pizza Style White Wine

Serves 4

You will need:

150ml milk
110ml white wine
90g sprouts
2 mangoes
60g pasta

Instructions:

pre-heat the oven to 210 C
rinse the pasta
put the milk in the saucepan
simmer the pasta gently for 20 minutes
whisk the white wine
whisk the white wine
stir-fry the mangoes
stir-fry the sprouts
bake for 40 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

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213 Comments

X3HaloEd

August 27, 2008 at 17:19 | Permalink
Hahahaha! This is what I got:

You will need:
```
* 10ml white wine
* 1 onions
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. put the white wine in the saucepan
3. lightly fry the white wine
4. microwave the white wine
5. microwave the white wine
6. discard the onions
7. bake for 70 minutes and serve hot
I don’t think there will be any wine left after all the frying, microwaving, and baking, and certainly no onions left. This recipe leaves you with nothing, lol
Tab

November 18, 2008 at 08:56 | Permalink

“Red Onions Creme Brulee Serves 1

You will need: 4 spring onions 20ml brandy 5 red onions 130g basmati rice 130ml water

Instructions: 1.sauté the brandy 2.lightly fry the brandy 3.discard the brandy 4.defrost the basmati rice 5.fry the water until browned 6.flambe the water 7.saute the water 8.fry the red onions until browned 9.heat the red onions 10.whisk the spring onions 11.enjoy “

I laughed until my face hurt.
herp

November 18, 2008 at 11:18 | Permalink
Anchovies Creme Brulee Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 1 cabbages
* 120g anchovies
* 100g kidney beans
* 1 pork chops
* 60ml hot pepper sauce
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 190 C
2. throw the pork chops away
3. slice the cabbages
4. heat the cabbages
5. grill the anchovies
6. melt the anchovies
7. rinse the kidney beans
8. microwave the cabbages
9. toast the hot pepper sauce
  1. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
CookingUncle

November 18, 2008 at 17:46 | Permalink

Pizza Style Mangoes Serves 1 You will need: 1 mangoes 2 cucumbers Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 200 C discard the mangoes toast the cucumbers bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

Wait, what?
convincing name

November 19, 2008 at 00:13 | Permalink
Here’s the best recipe I have found so far with this:

Coffee And White Wine Pudding Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 130ml white wine
* 80ml coffee
```
Instructions:
1. sauté the white wine
2. fry the white wine
3. bring the white wine to the boil
4. simmer the white wine gently for 20 minutes
5. sprinkle the white wine over the top
6. flambe the white wine
7. simmer the white wine gently for 20 minutes
8. mix the white wine in
9. discard the white wine
  1. whisk the coffee
  2. serve piping hot
Mooky

November 19, 2008 at 00:20 | Permalink

Great Recipe..Will try tonight!!

Horseradish Sauce Bake Serves 2 You will need: 80ml horseradish sauce 4 spring onions 2 bananas Instructions: eat the spring onions eat the bananas whisk the horseradish sauce go down to the pub
I like recipes alot

November 19, 2008 at 00:45 | Permalink

Slices Of Bread Mille Feuille Serves 5 You will need: 4 pinches of salt 40ml whipped cream 5 slices of bread Instructions: slice the slices of bread barbeque the pinches of salt flip the pinches of salt flip the pinches of salt fry the whipped cream until browned put everything in the blender

Just be sure you don’t forget to slice your slices of bread!
phot

November 19, 2008 at 02:28 | Permalink
mmm i love creme brulee

Packets Of Dry Onion Soup Mix Creme Brulee Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 1 packets of dry onion soup mix
* 10ml soy sauce
* 70ml white wine vinegar
* 10ml hot pepper sauce
* 40g ginger
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. slice the packets of dry onion soup mix
3. saut� the packets of dry onion soup mix
4. eat the packets of dry onion soup mix
5. stir-fry the soy sauce
6. mix the soy sauce in
7. simmer the soy sauce gently for 20 minutes
8. fry the soy sauce
9. sift the hot pepper sauce
  1. slice the white wine vinegar
  2. barbeque the ginger
  3. bake for 70 minutes and serve hot
Slam

November 19, 2008 at 03:44 | Permalink
Orange Juice And Lime Pudding Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 2 lime
* 90ml orange juice
```
Instructions:
1. grill the orange juice
2. mix the orange juice in
3. slice the lime
4. throw it all away
Billy

November 19, 2008 at 04:10 | Permalink

I need to figure out how to ‘slice’ lemonade…

Spiced Poached White Wine Serves 4 You will need: 120ml white wine 2 sprigs of asparagus 60ml lemonade Instructions: pre-heat the oven to 230 C put the white wine in the saucepan slice the lemonade sprinkle the lemonade over the top add the lemonade to the saucepan defrost the sprigs of asparagus bake for 60 minutes and serve hot
some dude

November 19, 2008 at 04:24 | Permalink
Spicy Cloves Of Garlic Cakes Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 4 cloves of garlic
* 5 eggs
```
Instructions:
1. rinse the eggs
2. slice the cloves of garlic
3. order out
Yum.
Jimmy

November 19, 2008 at 04:46 | Permalink
I think this one’s the most enjoyable/impossible. I especially enjoy the mental picture of sifting lard. It’s like something you tell you 6 year old nephew to do so he’ll stop bothering you.

You will need:
```
* 60ml water
* 140g lard
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C
2. fry the water until browned
3. grind the water
4. sift the lard
5. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot
slicked kidney beans anyone?

November 19, 2008 at 05:13 | Permalink
Lemons Salsa Serves 4 You will need:
```
* 2 lemons
* 20g kidney beans
```
Instructions:
1. slice the kidney beans
2. add the kidney beans to the saucepan
3. throw the lemons away
4. enjoy
Yum.

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lol

November 19, 2008 at 06:01 | Permalink
Lemonade And Lard Pudding Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 50ml lemonade
* 100g lard
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. grill the lemonade
3. sprinkle the lemonade over the top
4. stir-fry the lard
5. bake for 90 minutes and serve hot
someguy

November 19, 2008 at 06:42 | Permalink
Tabasco Sauce Melt Bagels Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 30ml tabasco sauce
* 60g kidney beans
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. defrost the kidney beans
3. fold in the kidney beans
4. put the tabasco sauce in the saucepan
5. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot
Coast_Of_Yemen

November 19, 2008 at 12:41 | Permalink
Strawberries Salad Serves 3 You will need:
```
* 80g strawberries
* 2 lettuces
```
Instructions:
1. defrost the strawberries
2. heat the strawberries
3. discard the lettuces
4. go down the pub
To be honest, this pretty much describes my normal cooking procedure anyway
vian

November 19, 2008 at 23:21 | Permalink

This is genius! Very well done indeed!

rushes off to try Whipped Cream a la Ham
Joyce

November 20, 2008 at 06:49 | Permalink
Hehe, I got a “Self-Raising Flour Sandwich” and a “water with water crust”. One of them gave me 5 lemons then said to eat them.

Oxo Cubes Crumble Serves 2 You will need:
```
* 130ml coffee
* 4 lamb chops
* 30ml soy sauce
* 90ml lemonade
* 3 oxo cubes
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 190 C
2. eat the lamb chops
3. rinse the soy sauce
4. heat the soy sauce in the saucepan
5. stir-fry the oxo cubes
6. fry the oxo cubes
7. add the oxo cubes
8. grind the soy sauce
9. heat the oxo cubes
  1. saut� the oxo cubes
  2. rinse the lemonade
  3. slice the coffee
  4. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot
And here, look, this one just leaves chilled toasted port! You will need:
```
* 100g port
* 50g pickle
* 2 sweetcorn
```
Instructions:
1. toast the pickle
2. sprinkle the pickle over the top
3. discard the pickle
4. discard the sweetcorn
5. toast the port
6. serve chilled
anonymous

November 20, 2008 at 14:17 | Permalink
Sprouts Creme Brulee Serves 1 You will need:
```
* 5 lamb chops
* 1 oranges
* 40g sprouts
* 130ml cod liver oil
```
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C
2. fry the oranges until browned
3. discard the oranges
4. whisk the sprouts
5. flambe the sprouts
6. add the sprouts to the saucepan
7. bring the sprouts to the boil
8. lightly fry the sprouts
9. put the sprouts in the fridge to set
  1. flip the sprouts
  2. spoon the sprouts onto a warmed plate
  3. discard the sprouts
  4. fry the cod liver oil
  5. eat the lamb chops
  6. bake for 70 minutes and serve hot
Yum.

tl/dr? fuck sprouts. massacre them. send them straight to hell. Just eat the lamb.
Dude

November 20, 2008 at 21:20 | Permalink

This site makes me hungry!

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